The Contradictionary

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Today's Contradiction:

Passive
Aggression
  • Rating

    73%

  • Ranking

    #64

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Videos

  • An awfully good commercial from Starburst featuring the ultimate contradiction, the living dead!
  • Funny commercial from Starburst® featuring one contradiction eating another!
  • A terribly funny commercial from Starburst® where a contradiction loses its cool!